Sticker Zone

Please feel free to fill out the form below to request your very own Maybe A Weekend sticker! 🚨
🚨 ATTENTION STICKER APPLICANTS 🚨
Quite a few sticker requests have been coming through, and apparently we need to discuss standards.
It started with the very first request of the day having an incomplete address.
Well, that makes my job easier.
NEXT! 👉🗑️
The best part? The form literally showed you a recap of the information you submitted, just in case you looked at it and thought:
“Wait…that’s not actually my entire address.”
And yet, somehow, I was STILL getting incomplete submissions.
So congratulations.
Because some of you apparently need to be forced to slow down, I have now made the Maybe A Weekend sticker request form MULTI-STEP.
Yes.
We have added additional steps to a form for a FREE STICKER because clicking buttons at a slightly slower pace has apparently become necessary.
I could tag the people who submit incomplete addresses and let them know about their mistake…
OR…
I could let them spend the next few weeks checking the mailbox, wondering when their free Maybe A Weekend sticker is going to arrive.
Yeah.
The second option feels significantly more chaotic, so we’re going with that. 😂
Not to be that guy, but after reviewing some of these submissions, I can only assume a few of you filled out the form while actively falling down a flight of stairs.
And if this is representative of how you normally fill out forms…
I hope AI replaces you sooner rather than later.
Effective immediately, Maybe A Weekend Sticker Distribution Headquarters is implementing a strict new policy:
If your request isn’t filled out to my completely arbitrary but incredibly simple specifications, it goes directly to SPAM.
No appeal.
No hearing.
No sticker.
The form takes approximately 30 seconds to complete.
This is not the FAFSA.
You are requesting a FREE STICKER from some guy in Arizona with a printer, a supply of stamps, and increasingly unreasonable expectations.
So take your time.
Capitalize your name.
Capitalize your city.
Use your proper TWO-LETTER state abbreviation.
I am not wasting premium printer ink spelling out PENNSYLVANIA when our forefathers fought bravely to give us PA.
Incomplete address?
Rejected.
Missing apartment number?
May the United States Postal Service have mercy on your soul.
ZIP code that looks suspicious?
Straight to jail.
Everything typed in lowercase?
Believe it or not, jail.
And please understand: I am mailing these things for FREE.
I am not hiring a private investigator because you forgot half your address.
I’m not opening Google Maps.
I’m not checking property records.
I’m not launching a satellite.
If your mail carrier needs clues, riddles, a treasure map, or divine intervention to locate you, you’re not getting a sticker.
Now, since the confirmation screen clearly wasn’t doing its job, I got rid of it.
Instead, after submitting your sticker request, you will now be redirected to the Maybe A Weekend Blog.
Why?
Because I actually write things there.
And I need people to READ THE THINGS I WRITE.
That is, theoretically, why we’re all here.
I suppose I could put the stickers behind a paywall…
But then I might actually make money, and apparently we’re not ready for that kind of radical business strategy yet.
So instead, your sticker remains free.
Your postage remains free.
Your admission price is simply:
YOUR TIME AND ENGAGEMENT.
Read an article.
Click around.
Look at some photos.
Laugh at my questionable decisions.
Question why anyone gave me access to an international sticker request form.
Leave a comment.
Share something.
Feed the algorithm.
Because apparently the algorithm demands engagement, and who am I to deny our mysterious digital overlords their sacrifice?
Also, there may actually be something in it for you.
Every once in a while, I randomly hide merchandise giveaways and contests inside the articles.
No big announcement.
No flashing banner.
No seventeen-email marketing campaign.
I just casually leave instructions somewhere in an article, and the first person who finds it and comments with the requested details wins.
How effective is this strategy?
Well…
I’m still waiting for someone to claim the prize hidden in a blog post from THREE YEARS AGO.
So apparently either nobody reads these things or I’ve accidentally created the world’s longest-running merchandise contest.
Your odds are fantastic.
You just have to actually READ.
There could be another one buried somewhere on the website right now.
I’m not telling you.
Good luck. 😂
You get a free sticker.
You might stumble across some free merchandise.
I get engagement.
The algorithm gets fed.
And I get to pretend someone is reading the website I have been maintaining since 2019.
Seems fair.
Then we have Indonesia.
Yes.
Indonesia.
Apparently Maybe A Weekend Sticker Distribution Headquarters is now an international logistics operation.
To whoever requested those: I sincerely hope I formatted your envelope correctly because I looked at that address, said:
“Yeah, that seems international enough.”
…and hit PRINT.
I am not Googling it.
At some point you have to trust the process.
Now, to the people submitting multiple sticker requests on the website…
Thank you for the additional website traffic and revenue.
Your contribution to the rapidly expanding Maybe A Weekend financial empire is greatly appreciated.
However, if I recognize your name or address, your duplicate request is taking a first-class trip directly to SPAM. 🗑️
Besides, the letter mailed with your stickers literally contains directions on how to get MORE STICKERS.
There’s a system, people.
A slightly chaotic, poorly funded, questionably managed system…
but a system nonetheless.
Now, what happens if you submitted everything correctly and your sticker never arrives?
Do NOT submit the form seventeen more times.
Remember what we just discussed about the algorithm?
ENGAGE.
Reach out to me on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter/X, or even the comment section on the Maybe A Weekend website.
Tell me your sticker never showed up.
Interact with the page.
Give the algorithm something to chew on.
And maybe—MAYBE—Management will take mercy on your soul.
After all, your soul will eventually belong to Maybe A Weekend anyway.
I should probably take reasonable care of my future assets.
So if your sticker disappears into the mysterious abyss of the postal system and you actually reach out, I might send you another one.
And depending on my mood…
I might even slip in one of the LIMITED-EDITION Maybe A Weekend stickers I’ve been quietly experimenting with in the background. 👀
Yes.
There are experimental stickers.
No.
I’m not showing you everything yet.
Consider this another reason to participate in this increasingly complicated loyalty program that absolutely nobody asked me to create.
Which brings us to the legally questionable fine print.
🚨 IMPORTANT LEGAL DISCLAIMER 🚨
By submitting the form for your free sticker—and yes, it is literally a FREE STICKER—you acknowledge that you are essentially selling your soul for a sticker.
Submission of said form entitles Maybe A Weekend, its subsidiaries, affiliates, future questionable business ventures, and any corporate entities we may create for tax purposes to full ownership of your eternal soul upon your unfortunate demise, regardless of whatever final resting place, spiritual dimension, alternate universe, or otherworldly destination said soul may ultimately reside.
You probably should’ve read the terms and conditions.
There aren’t any.
But you still should’ve read them. 😈
So please keep the sticker requests coming. I genuinely love seeing them.
But understand that we are entering a new era of Maybe A Weekend Sticker Distribution Headquarters.
The stickers are free.
The postage is free.
The form takes 30 seconds.
The form now has multiple steps because apparently that was necessary.
And after you’re done, you’re getting sent directly to the blog because reading comprehension and website engagement are now mandatory.
Consider it payment.
I’m not asking for your credit card.
I’m asking you to read a travel article.
And who knows?
There might literally be free merchandise hiding inside it.
Although technically I already have your soul, so I’m probably coming out ahead on this transaction.
And one final warning:
🚨 THE STICKERS ARE LIMITED. 🚨
Once the current supply is depleted, the request form closes again.
So slow down.
Double-check your information.
Make sure the United States Postal Service—or whatever international postal organization I have apparently dragged into this operation—has enough information to actually find you.
Stop submitting the form multiple times.
And when the website sends you to the blog afterward…
READ SOMETHING.
You might learn something.
You might laugh.
You might find a contest nobody has discovered in three years.
You might win some merchandise.
And most importantly…
THE ALGORITHM WILL BE PLEASED.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Enjoy your free sticker.
Your time, engagement, and eternal soul were a small price to pay. 😈✉️🌎
Thank you for your cooperation.
— Management
(Management is one increasingly concerned man standing next to a printer who somehow became responsible for an international sticker distribution network, built a multi-step application process for free stickers, redirects applicants to his travel blog for engagement, hides merchandise giveaways inside articles nobody apparently reads, is secretly experimenting with limited-edition stickers, and now owns an increasingly concerning number of souls.)
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